《An Audience With You》是John Wesley Harding演唱的歌曲，收錄於《Here Comes The Groom》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：An Audience With You
- 所屬專輯：Here Comes The Groom
- 歌曲原唱：John Wesley Harding
- 發行日期：2005年11月29日
歌曲歌詞
Your footman barred me from the door
Said I couldn't see you no more
They what's with this bureaucracy
When I filled the form you left for me
He's a loyal man who waits for you
Where loyalty is such taboo
Sixteen keyholes in one straight line
I look through them from time to time
The weather down your end looks fine
But the forecast grim down mine
I'm no gamble better understand
Do you like to know the story plan
People say I got no sense
I'm waiting
I'm waiting
I'm waiting for an audience with you
And I'm waiting for an audience with you
And all the wrestlers you've employed
And all the boys with whom you toyed
You tell me please don't get annoyed
You're behaving like some helen of troy
I don't care for original sin
It's a stupid world we're living in
Your paid assassin makes me wait
He eats with fingers off his plate
He says you've got a pressing date
With r I ps and heads of state
I know that he won't let me in
'Cause villains always have bad skin
People say I got no sense
I'm waiting
I'm waiting
I'm waiting for an audience with you
But I'm waiting for an audience with you
A plastic surgeon's your best friend
He's got the means to any end
He's so efficient you're so vain
So we won't see your face again
Heaven knows how hard you tried
Hell was such a bumpy ride
The widow with the holy eyes
Got a pistol strapped into her thighs
Says you're as sweet as apple pie
You only get so bitchy 'cause you're shy
But that's a load of papal bull
'Cause I put you on that pedestal
People say I got no sense
I'm waiting
I'm waiting
I'm waiting for an audience with you
But I'm waiting for an audience with you
Give me strength of hercules
His fallen arches his water knees
Please please let me be like I oughtta be
Lost and lonely
Hurt and happy
With a singer's vanity
Now everything seems like a myth
The strength that I have performed with
Two thousand stairs and there's no lift
Gonna get to the top and there's no if
Other what's for me when I get there
Is it just wheelchairs and grey hair
And never was one letter sent
I told the truth but told it bent
That's the custom that's the law
But don't ask me the reason for
'Cause I'm just a boy in love with you
I'm rejected by the things you do
People say I got no sense
I'm waiting
I'm waiting
I'm waiting for an audience with you
But I'm waiting for an audience with you
Please waiting here
Please please waiting here
