《A Normal, Healthy American Boy》是Chita Rivera、Dick Van Dyke 、Louise Quick 、Jessica Albright演唱的歌曲，收錄於《Bye Bye Birdie (Original Broadway Cast Recording)》專輯中。
基本介紹
- 外文名：A Normal, Healthy American Boy
- 所屬專輯：Bye Bye Birdie (Original Broadway Cast Recording)
- 歌曲原唱：Chita Rivera、Dick Van Dyke、Louise Quick 、Jessica Albright
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
He's coming He's coming
Conrad Birdie is coming
Hey Conrad how about answering a few questions
How do you feel about joining in the Army
Ah Ah Ah how does he feel
You ask how he feels
He's much too shy to tell you
So I'll tell ya how he feels
He feels brave and eager
Strangely humble Proud to be a plain GI
He would gladly face those bullets
For he's not afraid to die
For he's a fine upstanding
Patriotic healthy normal
American boy
And that's why he volunteered for
Volunteered I thought he was drafted
And he appealed three times
Sing
We love you Conrad
Oh yes we do
We love you Conrad
And will be true
When you're not near us
We're blue
Oh Conrad we love you
Very nice
Say what's the pitch
On that Hollywood starlet Conrad
Are you two engaged
Ah Ah Is he engaged
Is Conrad engaged
There's absolutely nothing
To the rumor he's engaged
She's a real pal like a sister
But it doesn't mean a thing
And that eighteen carat diamond
It was just a "friendship" ring
For he's a fine upstanding patriotic
Healthy normal American boy
And why was your husband so mad
Sing
We love you Conrad
Oh yes we do
We love you Conrad
And will be true
Oh I'll never forget what Conrad said
When he found out he been accept by the arm forces
Juese Mr Peterson he said eagerly
He suposse air long side met the front line 20th
That way you'll get myself in those dirty jearies
Ah ah Albert
They're whoever is dirty this time
Hey Mr Peterson give us a scoop
Is Conrad still drinking a lot
What
Now listen here This gossip must stop
He goes to church each Sunday
And he doesn't touch a drop
He's as decent as a minister
Absolutely
He's as sober as a judge
He subscribes to ev'ry charity
And his hobby's making fudge
For he's a fine up standing patriotic
Healthy normal American boy
Is it true that you found Conrad in a Reform School
Oh what
That's a lie
A lie thru' and thru'
I'll tell you where he came from
Here's the story and it's true
He was born in Indo china
He was born in old Virginia
Son of missionaries there
On a thousand acre farm
Very poor and very hungry
From a line of wealthy planters
What a cruel life to bear
Full of genteel southern charm
Soon he drifted down to Hong Kong
In the evening by the river
To a water front saloon
By the moonlight they would croon
That is where I heard him singing
That's where Conrad started singing
Underneath a Hong Kong moon
'Neath that sweet plantation moon
We love you Conrad
Oh yes we do
We love you
Conrad and we'll be true
Oh oh Conrad we love you
We love you
Conrad and we'll be true
For he's a fine upstanding
Av'rage modest patriotic
Healthy normal American
American boy
