A Letter To Shania Twain

《A Letter To Shania Twain》是Larry The Cable Guy演唱的歌曲，收錄於《A Very Larry Christmas》專輯中。

基本介紹

• 外文名：A Letter To Shania Twain
• 所屬專輯：A Very Larry Christmas
• 歌曲原唱：Larry The Cable Guy
• 發行日期：2004年11月16日

歌曲歌詞

Last Christmas I went up in niceville

For a little vacation and ah

Boy I love Shania Twain

Boy I tell you what she makes me hornier than a retard watchin' baywatch

But anyway I read her letter in the hotel room

I had one of these nice fancy hotels

So I tried to seduce her and sent her this letter

Dear Shania

Your finer than hell

I'd eat your turds you think I'm kiddin'

I figured that charmer off the bat

I'd treat you like a prize winnin' hog

And give you the run of my home stayed

Where I live down here off the alagator infested lake

Tell you what they caught a big

Oh 16 foot long gator in that lake by me

Dats right where talkin' world record gator

Tell me now you ain't got hard nipples

From our home stay

Tell you what Shania I ain't like them niceville p**sy's

I'd treat you all the best things life had to offer

Please call me here I'm stayin' at the chugg-a-lugg Inn

Across from that big muffler joint

Boy I got me one of them wigglin' beds

I tell you what if you want one

I'll sperge and borrow you a couple of quarters

Fifty cents will give ya almost 10 mintues of bed wigglin'

You know vibratin'

To let you know I mean business Shania bought datin'

You know and to let ya know that

I ain't know lowlie hard up scumball

I even closed a couple of gifts in this fancy

Chugg-a-lugg Inn hotel envolope

That's right there's a bunch of coupons for

That fancy longjohn service restroom down the street

And let me tell you sumethin'

And if don't ever use that one coupon

That's in there for extra hushpuppies send

That son of a b**ch back cause

I might give that to my sister and her husband for there anniversary

There's also a reggan bumper sticker in there

And a bunch of gritch and tits to get er done lick on tattoos

I had a made up special I think your fine now call me

Don't call out tell one o'clock though cause I'm usually

On the phone talkin' to one of them 900 talk dirty girls

Love in Christ

Larry the cable guy