《5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth》是2011年3月1日ANDREWS & MCMEEL; Original出版的圖書，作者是Matthew Inman。
基本介紹
- 中文名：5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth
- 作者：Matthew Inman
- 出版社：ANDREWS & MCMEEL; Original
- ISBN：9781449401160
內容簡介
In Matthew Inman's 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides), samurai sword-wielding kittens and hamsters that love .50-caliber machine guns commingle with a cracked out Tyrannosaur that is extremely hard to potty train. Bacon is better than true love and you may awake in the middle of the night to find your nephew nibbling on your toes.
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