《笑傲英語·與老外炫最妙侃》是由國防工業出版社出版編著的實體書。只有發自內心地培養對一種文化的熱愛，才能愛上這種文化所傳遞出來的情感，愛上其表達方式。《與老外炫最妙侃》將引領你用地道英語恰到好處地幽默一下，盡顯個人魅力。《與老外炫最妙侃》配有精美可愛的卡通形象——怪怪問先生和妙妙答小姐，精選了百餘條歐美人交流或侃大山常用到的勁爆幽默語。例如：Have a cup of joy!引來一杯快樂!這句話一語雙關，通常用來勸慰焦躁不安的朋友，將杯中的飲料形容成“快樂”。
基本介紹
- 中文名：笑傲英語·與老外炫最妙侃
- 作者：成應翠、陸俊
- 出版時間：2010年1月1日
- 出版社：國防工業出版社
- 頁數：274 頁
- ISBN：9787118066586
- 開本：16 開
- 裝幀：平裝
目錄
CHAPTER 1 Hyperbole
My eyes!! My eyes!!
Happy birthday, grandma!
Is it loaded?
Smoke like a chimney
You are breaking up with me?
Why, want to see who's taller?
If I told you, I am afraid I might have to kill you.
Clinton?
It feels like I am tasting the ocean.
I am on the bread.
Sleeping like logs / Sleeping like a log
Someone wrote down my nightmare.
No picnic
Handle is my middle name.
You gonna do something before the big vein in my brain pops?
Emotional hell
CHAPTER 2 Pun
Have a cup of joy!
I love you, this is loving smile!
Washington is dead.
Rome was built at night.
Time flies!
,I'd like to try on that shirt in the window.
Mine is all write (right).
The post office is just like the lost office.
You can't eat that!
Get someone eating out of one's hands
All thumbs
Cost an arm and a leg
A sight for sore eyes
CHAPTER 3 Subject Shift
Looks like breast stroke, Sir?.
To be continued
Am I in the right room?
And this is my reward!
Because of...the reason
How laughter can be infectious!
That's a good question!
From the text book
Well now you have two.
That makes a general.
What did you do to my best friend?
Thank you!
Thank you, I grow it myself.
CHAPTER 4 Straight Talking
I am hungry.
Apparently I am not a funny guy!
That's not the way to convince you!
Something is bothering her.
I said it too loud, didn't I?
Pigeons learn faster than you.
Wow! Your lip went bald.
OK, I'll close my eyes to make you less awkward.
I thought you were vegetarian!
Point taken
I was just being polite.
CHAPTER 5 Sarcasm
I am not good at maths.
He was on a debate team.
If I were two-faced...
Shut up!
I don't even have a "pi".
Kids are mean when they are hungry.
My grandmother
Does it sound like you're talking?
A place I haven't been to for 30 years.
He's been drinking again?
How about speaking English?
If you were me
CHAPTER 6 Simulation
I'll be back.
I got great news. →OK, I got news.
It'll be great. →It'll be great for next weekend.
Very + Somebody
If you'll tell me who the other two men are, I'll fire them.
I can promise not to tell again!
She is pretty...lucky...to have a friend like you.
You look exactly like my next girlfriend.
Your-not-boyfriend
to see an innocent movie
Sorry, am I in the high school?
You were born.
CHAPTER 7 Dther Humorous Expressions
Great and not great
Did my back hurt your knife?
I don't care.
Oh, you think?
It's not a piss contest.
Xxx finally paid off.
Who am I? Mind reader?
Please, I am in a vomiting position!
Welcome to the club!
Long face
You don't belong here.
I am human, not robot.
