《更奇怪的事情都發生過》是楊呈偉演唱的歌曲，收錄於專輯《喜宴》。
基本介紹
- 中文名：更奇怪的事情都發生過
- 所屬專輯：喜宴
- 歌曲原唱：楊呈偉
- 歌曲語言：英語
歌曲歌詞
ou need a man
A man with no wife
A man who would wed you
But not for love and not for life
You need a man
Who's financially secure
And who you're sure can resist your allure
And stick to the plan
I know just the man
Stranger things have happened
It happens every day
You says your vows he buys a ring
You get your green card and the thing just goes away
Who cares you're almost strangers
Most married couples are
Strange but true
Stranger things have happened
This one just happens to be happening to you
I need a man
A man with a heart
I don't need a husband
But just a man to play the part
I need a man with a sensible mind
One who's inclined when a friend's in a bind to do what he can
You are just the man
Stranger things have happened
I think it might be fun
A cake a priest a tux a dress
And we invite the I.N.S.
And then it's done
It couldn't be more normal
For once in your life it won't be queer
Stranger things have happened
This one just happens to be happening right here
No way wei-wei
No how
No way will wei-wei be wei-wei gao
Not a prayer not a chance
I'll never be your partner in this dirty little dance
So let it go I say no
Stranger things have happened
It even might be fun
A cake a priest a tux a dress
And we invite the I.N.S. and then it's done
It couldn't be more normal
For once in your life it won't be queer
Stranger things have happened
This one just happens to be happening right here
I can shack up in your basement
You won't even have to court me
We'll pretend we're man and wife
Until they say they won't deport me
We'll just throw a little wedding
With some flowers and a blessing
Send some pictures to your parents
So your mom will stop obsessing
And a stupid little wife will always be the perfect cover
When it's business bring the woman
When it's shopping bring the lover
And what's better than the fact
We get your parents off our backs is with a wife and filing jointly
You'll save oodles on your taxes
Stranger things have happened
I guess it's not a sin
I say I do you say you do
Although you don't but when it's through
We all can win
We plan the perfect wedding
And then the best divorce
And then we're free
Stranger things have happened
This one just happens to be happening to
Me
To me
To me
