演職員表
導演 Director
弗雷德·謝皮西 Fred Schepisi
編劇 Writer
艾德蒙德·羅斯坦 Edmond Rostand .....(play Cyrano de Bergerac)
演員 Actor
史蒂夫·馬丁 Steve Martin .....C.D. Bales
達麗爾·漢納Daryl Hannah .....Roxanne Kowalski
Rick Rossovich .....Chris McConnell
Shelley Duvall .....Dixie
John Kapelos .....Chuck
佛萊德·威拉特 Fred Willard .....Mayor Deebs
Max Alexander .....Dean
Michael J. Pollard .....Andy
Steve Mittleman .....Ralston
Damon Wayans .....Jerry
Matt Lattanzi .....Trent
Shandra Beri .....Sandy
Blanche Rubin .....Sophie
Jane Campbell .....Dottie
Jean Sincere .....Nina
Claire Caplan .....Lydia
Thom Curley .....Jim
Ritch Shydner .....Drunk #1
凱文·尼龍 Kevin Nealon .....Drunk #2
Brian George .....Dr. Dave Schepsi
Maureen Murphy .....Cindy (cosmetics counter)
Jeffrey Joseph .....Stationery Clerk
Mike Glavas .....Peter Quinn
Merrilyn Gann .....Mrs. Quinn
Bernadette Sabath .....Berni
Caroline Barclay .....Girl in Street
Heidi Sorenson .....Trudy
Hope North .....Nurse (uncredited)
製作人 Produced by
史蒂夫·馬丁 Steve Martin .....executive producer
Daniel Melnick .....producer
Michael I. Rachmil .....producer
上映日期
美國
USA
1987年6月19日
西德
West Germany
1987年10月1日
瑞典
Sweden
1987年10月16日
芬蘭
Finland
1987年11月13日
劇情簡介
英文劇情介紹:
A modernisation of Edmond Rostands "Cyrano De Bergerac". C.D. Bales is a fire chief, who just happens to have an enormous nose. He hires a new fire-fighter, Chris, who is handsome, and knows his hoses, but is useless when it comes to women. Roxanne is an astronomer who has just arrived in town. She catches the eye of Chris, and he asks C.D. to help him woo her. Little does Chris know that C.D. is mad about Roxanne, but hasn't found the right way to tell her - yet. Written by Colin Tinto
This is a remake of Cyrano de Bergerac, one of the most celebrated plays of the French theater, written by Edmond Rostand. Instead of being set in 17th century France, "Cyrano" has been changed to "Charlie", a fire chief in a small town in Washington. Roxanne, played by the beautiful Darryl Hanna, rents a house for the summer to look at comets and Charlie quickly falls for her. Charlie is intelligent, funny, and sensitive, but all his fine qualities are unfortunately overshadowed by his very large nose ("Excuse me, it that your nose or did a bus park on your face?"). Charlie's friend, Chris, on the other hand, is quite attractive, but superficial and awkward with words, especially around women (he has a tendency to throw up a lot). Both men are enthralled with Roxanne, but she, in a shallow but predictable move, shows interest in the handsome Chris. Chris is tongue-tied around her -- everything that comes out of his mouth is either vulgar or indecipherable. So he asks Charlie for help. Charlie, inspired, writes 3 love letters a day to Roxanne, unbeknownst to Chris. Charlie's eloquent letters work, because Roxanne falls in love with Chris. But Chris can't meet Roxanne's expectations in person and he soon runs off with a waitress who is "pretty cute, too". Written by Paul Randolph
影片段預告絮
本片是喜劇泰斗史提夫馬丁親自編劇的浪漫喜劇名片,他在片中飾演一個在華盛頓度假區頗受敬重的消防隊長,但卻有一個令他感到不安的長鼻子,由於女主角陰錯陽差的誤會,演變成一場令人捧腹的戀曲,全片幽默十足,妙趣橫生。
●Bales is challenged to tell 20 nose jokes. After he tells 19, he asks "How many's that?", to which he is told "fourteen!". He goes on to tell another six, making 25 in total.
●This movie has the same plot as Cyrano de Bergerac (1950). C.D. Bales has the same initials.
●Upon discovering Roxanne's telescope, C.D. comments, "You must know about M31." He then goes on to say that he prefers it "when they give astronomical objects names... like Andromeda, Saturn, Sea of Tranquility..." The joke is that "Andromeda" is the name of the galaxy designated by "M31" - he probably knows this, and is just playing with Roxanne (and likely with the audience as well).
影片評論
一句話評論:
Roxanne dreamed of a handsome, intelligent, romantic man. C.D. Bales is two out of three... but looks aren't everything!
精彩對白
C.D. Bales : I really admire your shoes.
Drunk #1 : What?
C.D. Bales : I love your shoes.
Drunk #1 : What do ya mean?
C.D. Bales : And I was just thinking: as much as I really admire your shoes, and as much as I'd love to have a pair just like them, I really wouldn't want to be *in* your shoes at this particular time and place.
Mayor Deebs : I'd rather be with you people than the finest people in the world!
C.D. Bales : 1 Obvious: 'Scuse me. Is that your nose or did a bus park on your face? 2, Meteorological: Everybody take cover. She's going to blow. 3 Fashionable: You know, you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger, like Wyoming. 4 Personal: Well, here we are, just the three of us. 5 Punctual: All right, Delbman, your nose was on time but you were fifteen minutes late. 6 Envious: Ooooh, I wish I were you. Gosh, to be able to smell your own ear. 7 Naughty: Uh, pardon me, sir. Some of the ladies have asked if you wouldn't mind putting that thing away. 8 Philosophical: You know, it's not the size of a nose that's important, it's what's in it that matters. 9 Humorous: Laugh and the world laughs with you. Sneeze and it's goodbye Seattle. 10 Commercial: Hi. I'm Earl Scheib, and I can paint that nose for .95 11 Polite: Uh, would you mind not bobbing your head? The, uh, orchestra keeps changing tempo. 12 Melodic: Everybody. (group sings) He's got the whole world in his nose. 13 Sympathetic: Aw, what happened? Did your parents lose a bet with God? 14 Complementary: You must love the little birdies to give them this to perch on. 15 Scientific: Say, does that thing there influence the tides? 16 Obscure: Hoo, I'd hate to see the grindstone. Well, think about it. 17 Inquiry: When you stop to smell the flowers, are they afraid? 18 French: Say, the pigs have refused to find any more truffles until you leave! 19 Pornographic: Finally, a man who can satisfy two women at once. How many is that?
Bar Patron: 14, Chief.
C.D. Bales : 20 Religious: The Lord giveth. And He just kept on giving didn't he? 21 Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair? 22 Paranoid: Keep that guy away from my cocaine! 23 Aromatic: It must wonderful to wake up in the morning and smell the coffee, in Brazil. 24 Appreciative: Oooo, how original. Most people just have their teeth capped. 25 Dirty: Your name wouldn't be Dick?
C.D. Bales : [shouting through the front door] Ten more seconds and I'm leaving!
Roxanne Kowalski : [opening the door] What did you say?
C.D. Bales : I said ten more seconds and I'm leaving!
Roxanne Kowalski : Oh.
[starts back inside]
C.D. Bales : Wait! What did you think I said?
Roxanne Kowalski : I thought you said, "Earn more sessions by sleeving."
C.D. Bales : What? What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Roxanne Kowalski : I don't know, that's why I came out!
[Roxanne Kowalski is walking behind a hedge because she is nude]
Roxanne Kowalski : Nobody had a coat?
C.D. Bales : You said you didn't want a coat...
Roxanne Kowalski : Why would I not want a coat?
Roxanne Kowalski : I was being ironic.
C.D. Bales : Oh, ho, ho, irony! Oh, no, no, we don't get that here. See, uh, people ski topless here while smoking dope, so irony's not really a, a high priority. We haven't had any irony here since about, uh, '83, when I was the only practitioner of it. And I stopped because I was getting tired of being stared at.
C.D. Bales : I have a dream. It's not a big dream, it's just a little dream. My dream - and I hope you don't find this too crazy - is that I would like the people of this community to feel that if, God forbid, there were a fire, calling the fire department would actually be a wise thing to do. You can't have people, if their houses are burning down, saying, "Whatever you do, don't call the fire department!" That would be bad.
C.D. Bales : I, uh, notice you don't have any tattoos. I think that's a wise choice. I don't think Jackie Onassis would've gone as far if she'd have had an anchor on her arm.
Andy : That's our new computer. We can pinpoint any fire in town with that. It's perfect for us, because, you know, we're the fire department.
C.D. Bales : Well, every job has its perfect tool... Eh, this lock doesn't accept Master Card.
C.D. Bales : Fashionable: You know you could de-emphasize your nose if you wore something larger... like Wyoming!
C.D. Bales : Polite: Would you mind not bobbing your head; the orchestra keeps changing the tempo.
Dixie : Want anything? A drink?
C.D. Bales : Yeah, but if I ask for another one, give it to me.
[The first time Chris sees C.D.'s nose]
Chris McConnell : It's huge! It's enormous! It's gigantic! They said it was big, but I didn't expect it to be BIG!
Chris McConnell : Your breasts, they're like melons. No, no, they're like pillows. Can I fluff your pillows?
C.D. Bales : You must love the little birds,
[points to his big nose]
C.D. Bales : you give them this to perch on.
C.D. Bales : It's not the size of the nose that matters, it's what's inside that counts!
C.D. Bales : Disgusting: Say, who mows your nose hair?
C.D. Bales : French: Ze pigs have refoosed to find any more truffles until you go away!
C.D. Bales : Pornographic: Ladies and gentlemen, introducing the first man who can please two women at the same time!
C.D. Bales : Scientific: Say, that doesn't effect the tides, does it?
C.D. Bales : [talking to his doctor] I wanna look like... Diana Ross!
Sandy : He's got a great ass.
Roxanne Kowalski : Too bad it's on his shoulders.
Chris McConnell : What am I afraid of her for? She's no rocket scientist.
C.D. Bales : Well, actually, she is a rocket scientist.
C.D. Bales : Commercial: Hi, I'm Earl Shive and I betcha that I can paint that there nose for .95!
Roxanne Kowalski : Just get out! Go on, get out!
C.D. Bales : Wait a second, I am out. You get in!
Roxanne Kowalski : No, get out!
C.D. Bales : Get in. Go on, get off the porch. Go on get off the porch.
Roxanne Kowalski : I have nothing against cute. I just wish I could meet someone with half a brain this time.
Roxanne Kowalski : Maybe you'd like some wine with your nose? Cheese.
Dixie : Hey, what about your boyfriend? What was his name?
Roxanne Kowalski : Richard.
Dixie : When's he coming?
Roxanne Kowalski : He's not. He's not coming.
Dixie : What happened?
Roxanne Kowalski : We just ran out of gas. I guess I mistook sex for love.
Sandy : Oh, I did that once. It was great.
Roxanne Kowalski : Well, if I do change my mind, you'll know because my breasts will be heaving and moist with perspiration.
Roxanne Kowalski : When you're getting love letters, you don't go around trying to compare the signature to the handwriting.
C.D. Bales : You wanna know why. Cause you wanted to believe it. You wanted it all. All the romance and emotion, all wrapped up in a cute little nose and a cute little ass!
Roxanne Kowalski : You even got me in bed.
C.D. Bales : Yeah. Yeah, what about that? You went to bed with him on your first date.
Roxanne Kowalski : Only because you seduced me. I would have never gone to bed.
C.D. Bales : You still went to bed with him awfully fast! A few frilly words and you're counting ceilling tiles.
C.D. Bales : Somebody was up there, and for goddamn sure it wasn't me.
C.D. Bales : But my point is you can't run a fire department with the seven Barnum Brothers. You need professionals.
Mayor Deebs : I want something that says action with style. Kind of a GQ firefighter.
C.D. Bales : I'm tired of having a magnificient, fabulous, interesting nose. I want a cute little, petite, little button nose. Give me the American Beauty, Dave.
C.D. Bales : Do you know the phrase carpe diem?
Chris McConnell : It's, it's fish, fish bait, right?